Healthy Insurance Dude · Spot Review

The Commercial
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First-pass cuts from the kitchen shoot. Play any version, read the script beneath each spot. 16:9 is built for TV and web, 9:16 for social. These are review copies, not final color.

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01
Suspiciously Convenient
The signature-bend spot, our MNTN candidate.
16:9 TV & web0:50
9:16 social0:50
MNTN candidate
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Script
suspiciously_convenient.txt _□✕
INT. Living Room - Day
Perry, seated, talks straight to camera.
Perry
(to camera)
Here at the Healthy Insurance Dude, we find it interesting
that big health insurance won't even tell you the price of your plan
until they know how much money you make.
In fact, we find it suspiciously convenient.
I mean, how often would you buy chicken nuggies
if you had to show them your 1099 before they gave you the price?
But that's what big health insurance does.
But at the Healthy Insurance Dude,
it is none of our business how much money you make.
All we really need to know is, are you relatively healthy,
what's your budget, and what are your expectations?
Now, if I can get all three of those to match,
you're going to get yourself a hell of a deal.
And it is my pleasure to build you a plan.
So interesting, it will knock your dang socks off.
Now let's go get some chicken nuggies.
Fade out.
02
What We Know
60 seconds.
16:9 TV & web1:00
9:16 social1:00
Script
what_we_know.txt _□✕
INT. Living Room - Day
Perry, to camera.
Perry
(to camera)
Here at the Healthy Insurance Dude, here's what we think we know about you.
You are relatively healthy.
You make a decent living.
You hardly ever go to the doctor,
but you will do whatever it takes to keep your family safe.
Now, here's what you should know about big health insurance.
They are foaming at the mouth about you.
They know they can charge you anything they want,
and they know you'll pay it.
They know they can give you ridiculous deductibles,
ridiculous prices, and absolutely ridiculous networks.
And they think there is nothing you can do about it.
We know that it's not that you can't afford the payment.
It's that if big health insurance is going to give you the shaft,
you at least want a kiss on the cheek.
We know that there are better, more affordable options
for you, your family, and your business.
And we know how to build you a plan.
So interesting, it will knock your dang socks off.
Fade out.
03
We Don't Suck
45 seconds.
16:9 TV & web0:45
9:16 social0:45
Script
we_dont_suck.txt _□✕
INT. Kitchen - Day
Perry stands at the counter, to camera.
Perry
(to camera)
Here at the Healthy Insurance Dude,
we noticed how big health insurance was treating you,
and we decided, let's just do the opposite.
For instance, they won't even let you speak to a human when you call.
We decided, let's just answer the phone, first time, every time.
They don't like your doctor.
We think your doctor is hot and has a firm handshake.
And when they decided to increase your rates by twenty percent every single year,
we decided that you are a good person and you deserve better.
They take you for granted, and we love you.
I'm Perry Lunsford, I'm the Healthy Insurance Dude,
and I will build you a plan.
So interesting, it'll knock your dang socks off.
Fade out.